Sunday, December 19, 2004

But NOT ME!


I was shocked to read that W. had been voted Time's person of the year - again. However, it is interesting that Stalin and Hitler have also been awarded the honor. I guess I would have to agree with Time's editor that Bush IS the person that "most affected the news and our lives, for good or for ill"...

I was saving this for the first major f*ck up of the new administration, but perhaps today is a good day to share this little tale:
The election is over, the voting is done.
My party lost, your party won.
Let's all pull together, let bitterness pass.
I'll hug your elephant, you kiss my ass.

Over 59 million Americans voted to retain a President who was quoted as saying that Osama bin Laden (the mastermind behind the deaths of over 3000 people) is "not important"...but NOT ME!

Over 59 million Americans voted to approve the slaughter of American soldiers and innocent Iraqi men, women, and children over nonexistent weapons of mass destruction...but NOT ME!

Over 59 million Americans voted to approve the second class citizenship of Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, and Transgender Americans...but NOT ME!

Over 59 million Americans voted to re-elect a President with the worst job loss record since Herbert Hoover and the worst budget deficit in history...but NOT ME!
Want to read some really smart political commentary? Check out Michael and Sarah.

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